英語が微妙な人が英文で会話するトピ

[1. 匿名]

hello

[2. 匿名]

How are you?

[3. 匿名]

I am a pen.

[4. 匿名]

oh…

[5. 匿名]

goodnight

[6. 匿名]

[7. 匿名]

なんだい？藪からスティックに

[8. 匿名]

掘った芋いじったな？

[9. 匿名]

study hard

[10. 匿名]

>>3
あなたはペンですか？
私はイレイサーです

[11. 匿名]

>>8
親父

[12. 匿名]

i am too tired

[13. 匿名]

>>2
I'm fine！thank you！
(体調悪いけどこれしか返せない)

[14. 匿名]

[15. 匿名]

I'm so hungry.

[16. 匿名]

昨日、トムと一緒に公園に行きましたか？

[17. 匿名]

Could you review this document for me？

[18. 匿名]

I am sleepy.
But, I am hungry.

Yes,let's go dynning!

[19. 匿名]

アー ユー ア ガール？

[20. 匿名]

I don’t have any money.
I’m so poor.

[21. 匿名]

I’m so sleepy but I don’t want to sleep!

[22. 匿名]

I'm sorry,Jun.

[23. 匿名]

because..言うてますけども。

[24. 匿名]

>>18
I'm sorry.
dynning→dinning

[25. 匿名]

Why not?

[26. 匿名]

I am sleepy……zzz

[27. 匿名]

Here you are?

[28. 匿名]

>>12
Take care.

[29. 匿名]

英語で書こうとしたけど、スマホでのアポストロフィの打ち方が分からない（泣

[30. 匿名]

This is a tea.

[31. 匿名]

What's do you like to do？

[32. 匿名]

tell me why〜？

[33. 匿名]

Pardon?

[34. 匿名]

>>8
What time is it now？

[35. 匿名]

>>2
I'm good.
How about u?

[36. 匿名]

あーいむ ふぁいん せんきゅー えんじゅー？

[37. 匿名]

hi,girls;) l wanna enjoy chatting with you!
What’s your favorite color?
I like red!

[38. 匿名]

I'm hungry, I don't have dinner yet.

[39. 匿名]

れっいっび～～

[40. 匿名]

マイストマケィックイズハート

[41. 匿名]

I love Pooh-san
He is very cute.

[42. 匿名]

>>13
Me,too!ha ha ha...
()の言葉にたいして笑

[43. 匿名]

What are you doing, everyone here?
I’m watching animals’ movie on YouTube!

[44. 匿名]

Who am I？

[45. 匿名]

Say cheese!

[46. 匿名]

Two hamburgers and two colas please.
スパム認定されたw

[47. 匿名]

I'm so fat...

[48. 匿名]

英文のためスパムされちゃった〜
I got 730 score in TOEIC last winter.
Do you have any question?

[49. 匿名]

>>17
Yes, I could.
But this's last message because I'm so sleepy.

[50. 匿名]

一生懸命書いたのに英文だからスパム認定された…

[51. 匿名]

>>43
I'm eating ODEN.

[52. 匿名]

>>35
I'm fine!But I'm hungry.

[53. 匿名]

Hey boy
Look,I'm gonna make this simple for you,
you got two choices..
YES or YES?

[54. 匿名]

>>51
Please give me Oden!!

[55. 匿名]

英文打ったらスパムとか出たんだけど何？

[56. 匿名]

Is this a pen?
No, it's one of chopsticks.

[57. 匿名]

anybody 会話 sitenai

[58. 匿名]

Bless You

[59. 匿名]

What are you going to do this weekend?
I’m going to go 脱毛サロン tomorrow.

[60. 匿名]

>>4
Hahaha...
How nice comment you did!
You made me laugh.

[61. 匿名]

>>57
would you talk with me ?
アッテルノカワカラナイ

[62. 匿名]

>>37
Hi! I like blue🧩
It’s so beautiful color

[63. 匿名]

When will you go to bed?
またスパム認定された

[64. 匿名]

>>46
Large or small?

[65. 匿名]

出典：ord.yahoo.co.jp

[66. 匿名]

need to study English to get a new job..
How do you usually study English?
スパム判定される…。

[67. 匿名]

present gor you kumi

中学の英語で習った記憶

[68. 匿名]

Good luck my bro : )
My bro will take センター試験 today.
I hope he can do it well.

[69. 匿名]

>>67
present for you

だった……

まぁそのくらいの記憶ってこと

[70. 匿名]

スパム(缶詰)の巧妙なステマトピかな？

[71. 匿名]

>>59
I’m going to have a test at college this weekend😭
But after the test, go to watch a movie!

[72. 匿名]

>>59
I'm going to do housework .orz

[73. 匿名]

>>59
I’m studying to get a certification.
Is the hair removal permanent or not?

[74. 匿名]

I'm fine thank you,and you?

だったっけ？

[75. 匿名]

i can’t sleep.

[76. 匿名]

Yes　we　can！

[77. 匿名]

OMG

[78. 匿名]

te o toriatte kono mama iko,ai suru hito yo

英文のためスパムと判断って・・・

[79. 匿名]

>>59
I'm just working.
Enjoy your day off!

[80. 匿名]

>>68
Go for it!

[81. 匿名]

I want to be marry this year.
I have been waiting my only prince for 31 years.
スパムってなに？

[82. 匿名]

あいむのっとすぱむ！！！

[83. 匿名]

Follow me!!

[84. 匿名]

What’s up you guys!! I’m so glad that I finally can able to communicate with you. How was your Holidays? Had a great New Years? What is your New Year's resolutions??

[85. 匿名]

>>70
I cannot understand what you say.
If you can, please tell me the details about スパムの巧妙なステマトピ.

[86. 匿名]

>>73
Permanent .
I’m little scared because it hurts.

[87. 匿名]

i’m fool.

[88. 匿名]

Are you Nancy?
where is Nancy?

[89. 匿名]

What is spam?

[90. 匿名]

>>80
Thanks☆

[91. 匿名]

>>88
No, I’m not!! Who da f*** are you?? Lmao😂

[92. 匿名]

>>81
I recommend the song "someday my prince will come" from Snow-white

[93. 匿名]

Are you NOVA rabbit？

[94. 匿名]

SPAM is delicious.I love SPAM.
これ英文だけで書き込もうとしたらスパム判定されたよ

[95. 匿名]

>>87
I like funny person

[96. 匿名]

I'm can't stop the ロンリネス

[97. 匿名]

>>86
Ohh...but one said “no pain, no gain” :D
Good luck!

[98. 匿名]

出典：images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com

[99. 匿名]

>>51
Omg it’s 1AM and now I can’t stop thinking about Oden🍢!! Nooooooo!!! :’(

[100. 匿名]

>>87
Oh no....
no no no!
Don't you think so, please.
I think that you are not fool but just poor at English, right??

[101. 匿名]

>>98
I like this
Delicious 😋

[102. 匿名]

help!

[103. 匿名]

>>84
I just saw some of my friends for the new year's holiday.
I think I should've go on an overseas trip.
How about you?

[104. 匿名]

Not only but also
あ

[105. 匿名]

>>102
why?
you travel?

[106. 匿名]

>>100
So... you’re saying that she thinks she is fool because she doesn't speak English..? Oookay..

[107. 匿名]

>>102
Are you in trouble??

[108. 匿名]

>>103
Sounds awesome! Mine was loosing 20kg cz I’m a fat bitch!! Lmao

[109. 匿名]

>>8
名字が堀田なんだけど、中学初っ端にこれでいじられてから英語は嫌いです。w

[110. 匿名]

>>97
Thank you for your kindness.

[111. 匿名]

Good night～

[112. 匿名]

Get you!!

[113. 匿名]

>>106
Hey, you don't say that.
She is just trying to understand her, I guess.

[114. 匿名]

Yesterday's earthquake was not big but I felt bad.

[115. 匿名]

>>105
>>107
sorry,i just sang beatles’ song.

[116. 匿名]

>>31
I like checking Girl’s Channel everyday.
This is my top secret.

[117. 匿名]

>>44
You are you.

[118. 匿名]

みんな英語微妙じゃないじゃん 笑
何書いてるか分からないけど文になってるし

[119. 匿名]

>>113
Are you telling me I can’t share my opinion? What a party pooper.. good night y’all..😒

[120. 匿名]

>>115
oh!so good!

[121. 匿名]

>>78
Let us cling together as the years go by, oh my love my love

[122. 匿名]

>>81
I want to get married this year.
I’ve been waiting for my only prince for 31 years.

I hope you’ll make it!

[123. 匿名]

>>119
What are you talking about?
Please don't look down on anybody.
Good night!

[124. 匿名]

>>119
Hi, I agree with you :)
>>87 didn’t mention about her English skill, right?

[125. 匿名]

Love me muscat!

懐かしの歌

[126. 匿名]

>>121
Oh,you are my friend!!!

英語だけだとスパム扱いになるので日本語も。

[127. 匿名]

>>122
sweet!

[128. 匿名]

どうしたらいいの？？
英文の人はどうやって投稿してるの？！

[129. 匿名]

why!!!なら弾かれずに書けた...very very sad.

[130. 匿名]

I'm happy
today holiday

[131. 匿名]

>>32
Ain't nothin' but a heartache

[132. 匿名]

sometimes I can see the people who want to show and prove how fluent they are in English..
ってこれも英語だけだとスパム判定されるんかーい！

[133. 匿名]

>>109
Oh!Ms.HOTTA!?
Im'glad to see you!

[134. 匿名]

>>128
こんなの出るんだ
長文だったとか難しい英語だったとか？
簡単な英語だとスパム扱いされないのかも

[135. 匿名]

【a tea】【colas】

飲み物に【a】とか【s】付けてる人w

本当に英語が苦手なんだね。

[136. 匿名]

シャラポーワ！ビークワイアット！

[137. 匿名]

I like sushi!yakiniku! yummyyyyyyyy!!!🥳

[138. 匿名]

>>8
私の中学では、
掘った芋いじるな
でした！

[139. 匿名]

I don't understand みんなのコメント
could you tell me みんなのレベル

[140. 匿名]

>>48
I guess that score is not that good.

[141. 匿名]

Love❤

[142. 匿名]

>>20
否定文でsomeじゃなくanyを使ってることに感心した。

[143. 匿名]

>>132
流暢に思われたい人というか、そこまでの人はトピタイ通りいない気がするよ

[144. 匿名]

>>66
it depends on the purpose...
for toeic or communication with foreigners?

[145. 匿名]

2．14 Valentine's Day

give me chocolate
give me a chocolate
↑which one is right？

[146. 匿名]

Oh,yes!
Oh,yes!

I’m comming!

[147. 匿名]

>>103
should'veの後は過去分詞形のgoneになるのかな？

[148. 匿名]

>>146
イきそうならイッていいよ

[149. 匿名]

>>84
I juat stay and spent the time with all of my family for a whole day:) I know it's not that special but I love to be surrounded by lots of laughters!

[150. 匿名]

>>145
is chocolate countable noun?

[151. 匿名]

>>148
これ逆なの面白いよね
イクーッ！てのとカモーン！

[152. 匿名]

アンニョンハセヨ

[153. 匿名]

チッキん アンダー マックダナー プリーズ！

[154. 匿名]

>>150
数えられる名詞？

[155. 匿名]

I drank toooooo much。
i was almost about to puke。

[156. 匿名]

I can not understand everyone's comments.
Because I forgot means of English words.
あー失った英語力を取り戻したくなってきた…

[157. 匿名]

>>145
多分どっちも間違いじゃない
ニュアンスによって変わる感じ

chocolate だけならチョコの総称

a chocolate はチョコレートを一つ

[158. 匿名]

>>147
本当だ、間違えてる！普通に考えたらhave+過去分詞のかたちになるに決まってるのに！
ご指摘ありがとうございます！

[159. 匿名]

英語圏に行ったらガラスの仮面ばりに
「Yes」「No」「Thank you」「Sorry」
だけで乗り切る(あとはジェスチャー)

[160. 匿名]

come on baby America
～～～inspire

[161. 匿名]

only night♪
holy night♪

[162. 匿名]

Head！Pain！HelpMe！

[163. 匿名]

>>152
タンジャンナガー

[164. 匿名]

ashtray
finish
HowMatch

私はこの単語だけで海外旅行は困らない

[165. 匿名]

>>29
アポなんちゃらがなんなのかわからない（笑）

アポロ？🔺

[166. 匿名]

I can't sleeping and i'm hungry
snack eat now time am4:30

[167. 匿名]

>>166
眠いのに怒ってお菓子食べるってどーゆう事かと思ったらハングリーをアングリーって見間違えたww

[168. 匿名]

>>2
I'm good

[169. 匿名]

I coming up so you better get this party started.

英文だけだとダメなのね。

[170. 匿名]

>>29

スマホのフリック入力でアポストロフィー（'）を入力する方法 | USEFuL NOTES

スマートフォンで文字を入力にフリックを利用されている方は多いはず。一度慣れるとその打ちやすさから離れられないですよね。このフリック入力、「日本語入力には慣れたけど、なかなか記号の入力は慣れない・・・。」という方が結構いらっしゃるよう。確かになかな...

>>165
I’m の上についてる’のことをアポストロフィって言うよ

[171. 匿名]

see you
good night🐱

[172. 匿名]

I want it that way
えんだーい

[173. 匿名]

I caught a late night snack! Breakfast soon♡
ハラヘリ

[174. 匿名]

no one…

[175. 匿名]

I'm here

[176. 匿名]

>>172
i'ts BSB

[177. 匿名]

>>176
that's wrong〜

[178. 匿名]

So　cute！

[179. 匿名]

プチョヘンザッ

[180. 匿名]

Hey,Siri！
私は超絶美人のスーパーウルトラ出来る女よ！を英語にして！

わかりました
I’m super ultra perfect beautiful women！I love you！World class！

[181. 匿名]

>>179
いぇいいぇいうぉうおうおう
そのあと何歌ってるかわかーらーなーい♪

[182. 匿名]

>>151
いらない知識が増えてしまった…
なんか忘れなさそうだしw

[183. 匿名]

Hello everyone～
goodbye👋
Are you "daikon" actor,aren't you？

[184. 匿名]

定期的にガルちゃん英語部作って英会話したい
たまにくるネイティブな人に変なところ指摘して欲しい

[185. 匿名]

Good Morning　Everybody
アイウォント　トゥー　Go　トゥー　パウダールーム

[186. 匿名]

Good morning.
I just had a breakfast now. It was yummy :-)

[187. 匿名]

ぐっもーに〜ん☀️えぶりわん！
はぶぁないすで〜♡♡♡

[188. 匿名]

Hey,Girls
Repeat after me.
“The Cat power is great!”

OK,Thank you.
I’m going to take shit.

[189. 匿名]

>>156
meansは手段という意味になるんじゃない？

[190. 匿名]

エクスキューズミー
アーユーミスグリーン？

[191. 匿名]

Umm...Octopus!!!

[192. 匿名]

I’ve got a really bad flu and reading girls channel is the only fun thing I can do for now.

[193. 匿名]

I am sleepeye .

[194. 匿名]

I'm starving!!! Can anybody bring me a breakfast in my bed? Thanks.

[195. 匿名]

My 義母 just knocked my bedroom door and asked me if I took the dog out for pee. It was obvious I was sleeping!!! F*** I can’t go back to sleep now! And it’s so damn cold in here!! Wtf!!!

[196. 匿名]

manco

[197. 匿名]

I don't wanna get out of my warm FUTON.

[198. 匿名]

>>192
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself <3

[199. 匿名]

…言うてますけど

[200. 匿名]

>>198
Aww thank you! <3
Hope you have a great day!

[201. 匿名]

Is this a pen?

No.This is an apple.

[202. 匿名]

ブレックファーストのパンがyummy yummy

[203. 匿名]

グッドモーニグ エブリワン

[204. 匿名]

Yahoo!

[205. 匿名]

Google!

[206. 匿名]

だめだ
英語でコメントできない

[207. 匿名]

Yooo!! What did you guy have for breakfast?? Mine was 残り物丼! Yay!! Woo hooo🙌🙌 ← Asking for High Five. Lol

[208. 匿名]

My hubby got a flu. He’s in bed now.

[209. 匿名]

I am study english junior highschool～six years
but different language

[210. 匿名]

>>208
Awww that’s not good :(
Seems like everybody getting a flu now🤧😷 take care..

[211. 匿名]

Good morning GARU-chan-peoples！

My breakfast is NATTOrice everymorning, but today is special bread.

[212. 匿名]

>>208

Sorry! 指が当たってマイナスが…

My finger hits minus.

[213. 匿名]

I have to study hard for exam today（ ; ; ）

[214. 匿名]

Hey guys..
I'm waking up now.

[215. 匿名]

Good morning !
I wish forever with bed and futon and erectlic futon.

[216. 匿名]

>>213
You can do it!! 頑張って

[217. 匿名]

>>13
これって体調悪いと
I’m bad. sorry…
が正解なの？

[218. 匿名]

Oh,my god！！

[219. 匿名]

自己紹介します

I have no money

[220. 匿名]

He dosen't Drink milk

通じる？(笑)

[221. 匿名]

メニメニピーポー

[222. 匿名]

坊や～良い子だ
go to bed

ネットで見てから忘れられない

[223. 匿名]

Ok, let's go!

[224. 匿名]

Congrattileeeshon.
ローマ字か！

[225. 匿名]

>>213
Fight!!Do your best!

[226. 匿名]

Ge ge gegege-no-ge

sleeping in the bed in the morning,
I'm happy, I'm happy,
ghost has no school,
no examination!

Ge ge gegege-no-ge
Let's sing everone
Ge ge gegege-no-ge…

[227. 匿名]

Mike: Oh, no! My cola!

[228. 匿名]

スパム？

[229. 匿名]

I am a cat. As yet I have no name.

[230. 匿名]

I'm gonna make love tonight.
But I don't have a partner.
Please give me somebody.

[231. 匿名]

>>230
Dildo will be the best partner!! 😁🍆👍

[232. 匿名]

watasihakyariau-mandesu
てか、文字打てば英語出てくるし！

[233. 匿名]

How do you like wednesday？

[234. 匿名]

>>222
ワロタ

[235. 匿名]

>>221
Are you Mr.Degawa?

[236. 匿名]

Ihavefinishedmyworktoday. letgotooutside.
んー何もおもしろくないかも。

[237. 匿名]

I recommend you this web site.
You had better check this out.

おすすめの英語サイトですー！

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[238. 匿名]

>>229

wow!
I like cats.

[239. 匿名]

I'm very tired!!!!
That is because I went to school.
I'm going to play the game.
After that,I will sleep!

[240. 匿名]

>>114
get better now?

[241. 匿名]

Does anyone have any recommendation for skype English training class?
I would like to try, but it’s hard to choose the best one among a lot of service.
My English level is CEFER C1 to B2...

[242. 匿名]

very nice english everyone!
makes me want to study it again

芋掘りって何すか？

[243. 匿名]

whoops！！
アーハァ！！

[244. 匿名]

I really wanna have English conversation with Garumin like this.
Even once in a while is OK!
楽しいよね！

[245. 匿名]

なにかテーマがあった方がいい気がする。
【英語で】って英語でしばれば。

I think we need some topics for conversation.

[246. 匿名]

so boring Saturday.....
what I did today is getting up in the afternoon, eating mozuku, unaginokimo, watching legal high on youtube and eating dumplings.....
but somehow it could be wonderful day off♪

[247. 匿名]

>>239
what is the game?
is it video game?

[248. 匿名]

へーガァィズ
ワッツァッ？

[249. 匿名]

hello！
I　come back my parents' home,with my daughter.
I'm very　sleepy.but my daughter　is very　active.

[250. 匿名]

誰か添削してくれまいか↑

[251. 匿名]

>>250

２４９さんを？

こんにちは。
私は両親と帰宅しました、娘を連れて。
とても眠い。でも娘はとても活動的です。

[252. 匿名]

yomenai.

[253. 匿名]

I'm out of beer. I'll go out and get some.

[254. 匿名]

>>16
ノー。私は昨日Tomと一緒に図書館へ行きました。

[255. 匿名]

>>251
ありがとう！

[256. 匿名]

Wahahaha!
Nice topic!! Haha!

[257. 匿名]

This topic is very gskjy topic.
I want to study English very hard
Because i want to enjoy the movies(≧ω≦)

[258. 匿名]

>>249. 英語ダメダメの私がシャシャリ出てみた！

hello！
I　come(過去形に→came) back (from)my parents' home,with my daughter.
I'm very　sleepy.but my daughter　is very　active.

どうだろ？

[259. 匿名]

Yes, TAKASU Clinic!!!

[260. 匿名]

>>31
これ何が間違ってるの？

[261. 匿名]

Yeah!

[262. 匿名]

>>249
How old is your daughter?
I hope you and your daughter can sleep peacefully❤️

[263. 匿名]

英文のためスパム判定された

[264. 匿名]

ハウマッチ？

[265. 匿名]

i have a headache.
help me🤣

[266. 匿名]

go to bed!!!

[267. 匿名]

イフユーアンダースタンワットアイセイ、
ユーアープァーヴァート。

[268. 匿名]

>>260
what do you like to do?

わざとだよね！

[269. 匿名]

I'm hungry

[270. 匿名]

Do you prefer to watch Western movie with subtitles or dubbing?
I can't concentrate to watch Western movie with dubbing.
Especially Batman...
Japanese guys voice doesn't suits with Batman.
バットマンの声は日本人の声にすると少し違和感がありませんか？

[271. 匿名]

It's time to study!
Is anybody going to take Eiken this year?

[272. 匿名]

ムービーショータイム

[273. 匿名]

>>260
質問の答え方から考えると理解しやすいかも！

あえて定番の英語の文を使って説明すると、
What'sから始まる質問の定番、
What's(what is) your name?にはMy name is ◯◯.と答えるでしょ。
質問にも答えにもどちらにもbe動詞のisが使われてる。

で、What do you like to do?には普通はどう答えるかというと
I like ◯◯ing. 例)I like watching movies.
I like to ◯◯. 例)I like to watch movies.
be動詞はつかない。
だから質問文にもbe動詞であるisはつかないよ。

文法考えるとややこしくなるから簡単に伝えようとしたつもりだけど、
英語って分かりやすく説明するの難しいな…。

[274. 匿名]

Did you fart?

[275. 匿名]

Oh no way! What a pain!

[276. 匿名]

>>274
Shhh ! Oops! :p

[277. 匿名]

>>273
とても分かりやすく教えてくれてありがとうございます。
中学生からやり直します(..)

Thank you for teaching me.

[278. 匿名]

>>274
Yes, all the time! But quietly. I’m a sneaky bitch..🙄

[279. 匿名]

>>277
No problem!
What's do you like to do?自体は日本人以外の外国人にもかなり多い定番の間違いなので、
そんなに気にすることないですよ！
ネイティブは理解してくれるし通じます！

[280. 匿名]

English forget....

[281. 匿名]

I was surprised that Ayu hamasaki's english is improving lately.
Check it out on youtube. It's annoying.
I decided i hate her more and more bish.
かに

[282. 匿名]

外国人に話しかけられたら、「イエス、イエス…」
しか口から出てこない。

[283. 匿名]

Yes, Takasu clinic！

[284. 匿名]

I'm starving.

[285. 匿名]

During the day I was so sleepy and I just wanted go to sleep as soon as I get home.
therefore, I started watch anime..
And I just can't stop watching it.
Even though I watched this anime tons of time .
I'd love to know if you have any recommendations of TV show from Netflix.

Also I realize that if you write some phrase in Japanese they accept your English sentences.

日本語を少し書くとスパム報告されないよん！

[286. 匿名]

A-haaa-n?

[287. 匿名]

supamuttena-ni-?

[288. 匿名]

I finded for in partnership to best lover finally at end of last year :)
昨年末、恋人が出来ました♡

[289. 匿名]

Im
Sleepy

[290. 匿名]

>>265ヘダチャワッツ？

[291. 匿名]

I hate my colleague. She is very bad!

1万早く返せ！

[292. 匿名]

I just had a little argument with my husband and 胸糞悪い。

[293. 匿名]

I would like to know about the students' English level which took a center examination today.

Maybe their English level is much better than mine, crap, virgins. センター試験